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The Joys of Home Ownership

Me: Wow! I’ve been selling a lot of stuff we don’t want to take with us. This should nicely cover our hotel travel and maybe a few meals…

Dryer: Perfect timing! I’ve been wanting to eat up some cash for a while now, so let me go ahead and bust my heater coil for you now. [:: slurp ::]

Me: Well, at least I can get a few burritos for the family now… [:: sigh ::]

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